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Hilarious Adult Dating Blunders

If you’ve been part of the sex dating scene for awhile, you probably have some awesome stories. Sometimes things go really well and other times things get a little funny. Slip ups, surprises, and confusion are all something you may deal with eventually, and your ability to laugh and learn will serve you well. We collected some of our members’ best sex dating stories, and you guys had some fun tales. Here are some of the hot and not-so-hot highlights.… Read More »


Hosting: Time to Get Your Bachelor Pad Together

Where the magic happens. Alright, we’ve met out cliche quota for the day, and now we can talk about your bachelor pad. It doesn’t have to be big: you can make a small one work. If you live in a big city you’re going to have to. But small or large, there are a few things that it needs to have going on. A guest, preferably of the gender in which you have romantic interest; and it would be nice… Read More »


Sending the First Message, or, How to Meet a Pen Pal

So, your profile is shiny and polished: good photos and great descriptions, and you’re keeping it updated. You’re faithfully following the greatest adult dating blog in the world here at HookUP.com, and taking careful notes. You’re ready. And now you may have found a good match. Well, save that good match you found so you can light post-coital cigarettes later, because we’re going to tell you what to say, and what not to say, to make sure you and your… Read More »


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Adult Dating for Fun and Profit: Seven Tips to Maximize Your Casual Sexperience

It’s the digital age! What fun! We are all connected all the time and have shades of anonymity that we can draw up or down as we see fit. There are adult dating chat rooms, adult dating apps, and adult dating websites like HookUP.com all designed to connect us with relationships that can start as non-traditional as we want them to, that can lead us all into temptation, and into liberating, no-strings-attached casual sex. It’s a relatively new landscape; a… Read More »


How to Create an Effective Adult Dating Site Profile

“IDK what 2 write, lol. I’m Devin, I like too hang out. I’m an only child I like pizza and making puzzles. Not sure what I’m looking 4, hit me up. Send a message if you want to know anything else. Yolo. Pics were taken at high school graduation. the kid in the pictures with me is my mom’s grandson.” This is Devin’s profile. Well, he’s not really Devin: we changed his name to Devin to protect his privacy and… Read More »


Classic Literature for Swooning and Panty Erosion

“And I…that sucked the honey of his music vows.” –Ophelia, Hamlet A little poetry, or a line or two from a classic play or novel, can go a long way toward sealing the deal. And don’t trust the snicker, or the muted chortle you might get in response: if you deliver it right and time it right, your guest or partner will read it as the act of a closer, and a closer is confident, impressive, skilled, and knows his… Read More »


Pick-Up Lines for Fun and Profit

The focus here is on adult-dating, hooking up online with HookUP.com. But we’re happy to offer you dating advice for the real world, where girls live. So if you feel like you might like to step away from the chat rooms, profiles, and online personals, and go out looking for the elusive hook-up in its natural habitat, we’re still your man. Today, we’re going to work on your pick-up lines. Because they’re weak. Probably. For a pick-up line to be… Read More »


Let’s Get it On: The Ten Best Albums for Fucking

  Plus Five Honorable Mentions Hot songs. They don’t even have to be about fucking, or about relationships, even. But they have the right groove, the right mood, the right rhythm. There’s nothing like a good playlist for getting nasty. Here are our top ten albums to fuck to, plus five honorable mentions. Number One: In the Wee Small Hours, Frank Sinatra Call us old fashioned, and shout about your Justin Bieber and Beyonce albums all you want, but this… Read More »


A Complete History of Cunnilingus

“Everybody fresses today, man.” -Lenny Bruce “Fressing” means the same thing that growl-biting means. And Going Fish, and Going Down South in Dixie, Scarfing, Catlapping, Bush Dining, Box Lunching, Punching in the Mouth, Eating a Fuzzburger, Lip Reading, Copping, Face-Sitting, Lapping Up, Giving Some Cap, Eating at the Y, and, of course, Pussy-Licking, Muff-Diving, and Cunnilingus. There are so many slang terms for cunnilingus because humans have been referring to it for almost as long as humans have existed: cunnilingus… Read More »


Adult-Dating a Freak, or, Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy

Sometimes the girl you want in your bed is the last girl you want in your life. It’s a fine line. You want the girl who’ll take to the sheets with reckless abandon, but then abandon that recklessness when the lights come on. You want someone in the range of a Playboy Bunny, but not a bunny boiling on your range. The combination call-girl/preschool teacher. Jeanne from “Last Tango in Paris” one minute, Ilsa from “Casablanca” the next. Well, pal,… Read More »


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